Disappearing Crayons
The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring
books.

Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss
Francis, I ain't got no crayons."

"Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any
crayons.' You don't have any crayons. We don't have any
crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm
getting at?"

"Not really," Willie said, "What happened to all them
crayons?"

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