Cell of 4 terrorists have been found
Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating
in Liverpool, Merseyside. Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have
been detained. The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the
terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been arrested on
immigration issues.

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the description
of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident
that anyone who looks like Workin will be very easy to spot
in the community.

Irish Police have just surrounded a department store in the centre of
Dublin. They've heard Bed Linen is on the second floor!

Back | Next