Bubba and Junior were told to lead the m...
Bubba and Junior were told to lead the mule into the barn. As they approached, they saw that the mules ears would hit the top of the doorway.

"Durn it!" said Bubba, "Whatll we do?" and they sat down to think.

Finally, Junior said, "Ive got it! Well dig a trench and have him walk in it."

Bubba rolled his eyes. "That wont work, you moron! Its his EARS that are too long, not his LEGS!"

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