Beer VS Cucumbers
BEER -VS- CUCUMBERS!
Reasons Why Beer is Better than Cucumbers


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You can't get drunk, no matter how many cucumbers you eat. Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesticides. Beer bottles don't shrivel up and grow moldy if you leave them in the fridge for a month.
Beer is always in season.
Beer removes unsightly flab and wrinkles (on the person you're looking at, if you drink enough of it)
Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.
Reasons Why Cucumbers are Better than Beer


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Cucumbers won't give you a hangover.
Cucumbers have fewer calories.
Your wife won't complain about you sitting around all day watching TV and eating cucumbers.
You can grow cucumbers without buying lots of equipment. Your wife won't complain that your breath stinks of cucumbers. You can eat as many cucumbers as you like, and drive home later. You can open a cucumber using only your teeth. Having your face slashed with a cucumber doesn't hurt (much). You can eat the whole cucumber, skin 'n' all. A cucumber won't shatter if you drop it on the ground. You can shake up a cucumber, and it won't explode when you bite it. You don't have to worry about getting cucumber stains on your clothes.
[The cucumbers seem it on numbers. So why do I prefer beer?]


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