A woman army driver talks with a sergeant
A woman army driver, after a long drive arrived at her destination,
a remote camp, at midnight.

The sergeant on duty showed her where to leave the vehicle, and
then said, "Where will you sleep tonight?"

She said, "Well, the only thing I could do is to sleep in the cab."

The sergeant thought for a moment and said, "It's a cold night,
tell you what, you can have my bunk if you like, I'll sleep on the
floor." The girl eagerly accepted the offer.

After the girl turned in, she felt sorry for the sergeant sleeping
there on the cold hard floor, and offered him to squeeze in alongside
of her on the bunk. Without much ado, the sarge got in and then said,
"Do you want to sleep single or married?" The girl giggled and said,
"It'd be nice if we slept 'married' don't you?"

"Well okay, if that's what you want, we'll sleep 'married' then,"
he said turning his back on her and fell asleep.



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