A search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a mi...
A search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a

mission to find an airplane that had crashed on top of a

mountain. It was their duty to rescue any survivors. After

finally reaching the top of the mountain, they came upon the

crash site.



At the site, one lone survivor sat with his back against a tree,

chewing on a bone. As he tossed the bone onto a huge pile of

there bones, he noticed the rescue team. "Thank God", he cried

out in relief. "I am saved!"



The rescue team did not move, as they were in shock, seeing the

pile of human bones beside this lone survivor. Obviously he had

eaten his comrades.



The Survivor saw the horror in their faces and hung his own head

in shame. "You can't judge me for this," he insisted. "I had to

survive. Is it so wrong to want to live?"



The leader of the rescue team stepped forward, shaking his head

in disbelief. "I won't judge you for doing what was necessary to

survive, but my God man, your plane only went down yesterday!"


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