A man meets a friend and sees that his friends car is a total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.|
He asks his friend, "Whats happened to your car?"
"Well," the friend replies, "I ran over David Beckham".
"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"
"Well, he tried to escape