A man is driving through the country. Just as it's getting d...
A man is driving through the country. Just as it's getting dark

his front left tire goes flat, and he is without a spare. He

walks up to the nearest house and asks to spend the night. The

farmer, being a generous soul, says, "Sure thing, but only on

one condition. I'll be putting you in the same bed as my

daughter, but I don't want you touching her. So I'm going to put

a row of eggs between the two of you to make sure there's no

messing about." The man sees no problem with this, and the

farmer treats him to dinner.



The daughter is there, and the man sees that she is the most

beautiful woman that he has ever seen. He can't keep his eyes

off her, and she can't keep her eyes off him. That night, they

make wild passionate love on the bed, breaking eggs and spilling

yolk everywhere. In order to fool the farmer, the man and the

farmer's daughter come up with a plan. It takes all night, but

they manage to get all of the eggs glued back together by

sunrise. They then fall asleep, exhausted.



The next morning the farmer wakes them up and collects the eggs.

He goes into the kitchen and proceeds to make breakfast. The

farmer cracks the first egg... nothing. He cracks the second

egg... nothing. By this time the farmer's face is getting red.

He cracks a third egg... nothing. In a rage, the farmer gets out

his rifle, runs right past the startled man, and shoots the

chickens.


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