25. Keep dropping your spoon whenever your waitress is near ...
25. Keep dropping your spoon whenever your waitress is near and

ask her every time for a new spoon.



24. Complain that you don't like ice in your drink and when your

waitress brings it back ice-free change your mind about the type

of drink you want. ( do this with your food too)



23. Keep flicking a spoonfuls of mashed potatoes to the table

behind you.



22. Walk to a table of newcomers pretending to be their waitress

while writing on an invisible notepad.



21. When the waitress is taking your order, keep changing your

mind.



20. Ask the ingredients that all of your food is made out of,

interrupting with casual phrases such as, "Oh, that gives me a

rash,", or, "Every time I have that I get the runs, usually

lasts for hours," (say these loudly)



19. two words: burp loudly



18. Stick carrot sticks up your nose and then casually start

eating the rest of your meal.



17. Eat all of the extra things on the table, (breadsticks,

crackers, rolls, etc.) without ordering anything.



16. While coming from the bathroom, drag a piece of toilet paper

behind you stuck to the bottom of your shoe and then leave it in

front of an occupied table.



15. Pass in front of a person w/ a steak and say loudly (while

looking directly at the steak), "Bessie! Bessie! Is that you!"



14. Hide behind your menu and then suspiciously glance over it

every few seconds.



13. Pretend to "accidentally" spit your gum onto another

person's plate and then politely ask them, "Could you get that

for me?"



12. Walk to an occupied table, take their ketchup and then walk

away.



11. When the restaurant is busy, ask the waitress to look up,

and when she does snap her picture (do this to several people).



10. Bring in a couple stuffed animals and sit them across from

you talking animatedly to them while eating.



9. Furiously hit your head muttering, " Shut up voices, shut up!"



8. When you pay the bill, say to the person, " Those t-bones

sure filled me up! Good thing there was a 2 for 1 special on

them!" and when the employee denies this special say, "I thought

the customer was always right?"



7. (while eating spaghetti) say "Ewww! Is that a maggot!"



6. Get down on your hands and knees looking for change under

tables and when you find a coin shout "Treasure!"



5. Talk in a different accent every time you talk to your

waitress.



4. Pretend your deaf and make up phony sign language.



3. Bring in your own wine and candles and have a romantic

candlelit dinner w/ a teddy bear.



2. Sit yourself into a booth or table that sits 6-8 people and

don't order anything. sit there until your kicked out.



1. Come into a restaurant repeatedly, order something, and then

walk out w/ a big group of people so you don't have to pay the

bill.


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