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Home » » Jokes » » 10 Things You Never Hear in Church
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10 Things You Never Hear in Church |
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. <P>
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25
minutes over time. <P>
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than
golf. <P>
4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used
to send to TV evangelists. <P>
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior
High Sunday School class. <P>
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our
pastor so he can live like we do. <P>
7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
<P>
8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
<P>
9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in
the Bahamas. <P>
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like
our annual stewardship campaign! <P>
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