caddy - two women talking about a third who isn't there to defend herself
chip - time to get your nails re-done
double bogie - "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen"
fairway - splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch
good lie - the weight shown on our drivers' licenses
greens - the lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger
hole-in-one - time for new pantyhose
iron - what husbands should do to their shirts
rough - getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything
shaft - you watch the kids while he plays golf
tees - wearing that Victoria Secret negligee
water hazard - giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip
wedge - a too-tight bathing suit
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