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Fractured Christmas Carols
No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

DECK THE HALLS:
Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly...

WE THREE KINGS:
We three kings of porridge and tar..
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.

THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS:
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me..

WINTER WONDERLAND:
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
In the meadow we can build a snowman. Then pretend that he is sparse and brown.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN:
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice...

THE FIRST NOEL:
Noel. Noel. Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim...

RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER:
Olive, the other reindeer...
You'll go down in listerine!

FROSTY THE SNOWMAN:
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say...

SILENT NIGHT:
Sleep in heavenly peas...

JINGLE BELLS:
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay...

OH COME ALL YE FAITHFUL:
Come, froggy faithful...

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