What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low *elf* esteem.
Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis. (Elvis lives! :-)
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas!
Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells. ;-)
Two brothers we are, belonging to Santa,
Great burdens we bear by which we are bitterly pressed;
The truth is to say we are full all the day!
....And empty when we go to rest...
(What can we be?)
Santa's boots!
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