- Two tone paint work - Original color and rust.
- One careful owner - But the other nine were clumsy as anything.
- 10,000 trouble-free miles - Crashed in the last 20 feet.
- Heated rear window - So you don't get cold hands when push-starting the thing in winter.
- Very clean - Only washed if and when it rains.
- Lady owner - The glove box is full of half-used cosmetics.
- Clean interior - All the rubbish is under the floormats.
- Immobilizer - The gear shift comes off in your hand.
- Anti-theft device - I can let you have a Rottweiler cheap.
- Drives beautifully - ... in a straight line; the steering is all over the place.
- Low mileage - The odometer is on its third time around.
- Full service history - Charlie in the garage round the corner checked it over last week.
- Economical - Doesn't use much fuel, as it can't go any faster than 30 mph. |
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