* American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
* Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.
* You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
* You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.
* Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.
* Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.
* You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
* You receive care packages from Europe.
* Your bologna has no first name.
* You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
* You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
* You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
* You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.
* McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
* Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No."
* The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets |
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