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Ways To Tell A Redneck Works At Your Office Computer
* The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
* The keyboard is camouflaged.
* There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
* There is a gunrack mounted on the CPU.
* The password is "Bubba."
* The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
* NRA mousepad on desk, next to the Bible.
* Windows 95 has a Dale Earnhardt sticker on it.
* Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them.
* The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast.
* The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
* The menus all have Rolling Rock, Black Label, Lone Star, and Old Milwaukee options.
* Jeff Foxworthy wav files.
* Seven blue tick hounds under the desk, next to the moonshine still.
* Deer jerky in the desk drawer, next to the mouth harp.
* The screen saver consists of pictures of Ned Beatty with Dueling Banjos playing in the background.
* Wastebasket is a spittoon.
* John Deere pocket protectors.
* Autographed picture of the cast from the "Dukes of Hazzard" framed and sitting on the desk.

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