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I went into this department store and was greeted by a female salesgirl who said, "Good afternoon sir, and what is it you desire?"
I replied, "What I desire is to whisk ya outta here, take you to my secret hide-away, mix up a big pitcher of drinks, put on some soft music, and then make mad passionate love to ya all afternoon. However, what I need is some underwear and socks."