Once again, the female staff of the University will be offering courses to men, regardless of marital status. The seminars are in great demand, so please register early.
Courses
* Economics
o 101: Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
o 102: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things For Christmas- Give Us Money
* English
o 101: Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right
o 102: The Attainable Goal - Omitting "*#?$@" From Your Vocabulary
o 110: How Not to Act Like an Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong
* Environmental Studies
o 101: Garbage - Getting It to the Kerb
o 102: Why It Is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
o 103: You Can Do Housework Too
o 104: How to Fill an Icetray
o 105: How to Put the Toilet Lid Down (must be taken concurrently with Environmental Studies 106)
o 106: Learning to Aim Start - It Can Be Done (must be taken with ES 105)
* Health
o 101: How to Stay Awake After Sex
o 102: Parenting - It Doesn't End With Conception (also Psych 102)
o 103a: You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
o 103b: The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
o 104: Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
o 110: You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
o 201: Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson - Especially When You're Naked (also Psych 201)
* Leisure Studies
o 101: The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
o 102: How to Go Shopping With a Woman Without Getting Lost
o 110: Helpful Posture Hints for Couch Potatoes
* Psychology
o 100: Combating Stupidity
o 101: PMS - Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
o 102: see Health 102
o 103: Understanding the Female Response When You Come In Drunk at 3am
o 104: How to Not Act Younger Than Your Children
o 111: Give Me a Break - Why We Know Your Excuses are Bullshit
o 201: see Health 201
o 250: Learning Self-Control - How Not to Pick Your Nose or Adjust Your Balls in Public
* Sociology
o 101: YOU - The Weaker Sex
o 102: Reasons to Give Flowers
o 105: Romanticism - Other Ideas Besides Sex
o 115: Why Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
o 210: Male Bonding - How to Leave Your Friends At Their Homes
* Textiles and Apparels
o 101: Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly: Don't Wash My Silk)
o 102: I'll Wear It If I Damn Well Please
o 104: Yes, They Really Smell After Being Worn More Than Once |
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