make like...
.an alligator and drag your ass out of here
.an amoeba and split
.an amputee and depart
.an atom and split
.a baby and head out
.a bad map and get lost
.a bakery truck and haul buns
.a banana and split
.a bee and buzz off
.the birds and flock off
.a bowel and move
.a rawhide bra and round'em up and head'em out.
.a bread man and hall buns
.a breech baby and butt out!
.a breeze block and float
.a busboy and get the fork outta here
.a Canadian, "Eh"
.a carpenter and screw off
.a Catholic and pull out
.a cause and get lost (lost cause)
.cheap jeans and fade out of here
.a check (or cheque) and got lost
.a cheerleader and split
.a chicken and suck seed
.a chimney sweep and haul ash
.Christopher Columbus and shove off
.a cow and mooo-ve
.a cow pie and hit the trail
.dandruff and flake off
.deodorant and roll on
.the dew and evaporate
.diarrhea and run
.a dirty shirt and take off
.a donkey and haul ass outta here
.a donkey herder and move your ass
.a drum and beat it
.a drunkard and piss off.
.a dumptruck and haul ass
.an e-mail network and lose it
.an egg and beat it
.an epileptic and shake a leg.
.an envelope and get stuffed!!
.an exorcist and get the devil outta here
.a fart and blow this hole
.a Ferrari and burn rubber
.a fly and buzz off
.a glove and get lost
.a GMC truck and blow
.a ghost/phantom and vanish.
.a goalie and get the puck outta here
.a guillotine and head off
.a hairstyle and part
.a hat and go on ahead
.a hippy and blow this joint
.a hockey player and get the puck out of here
.a horse and hit the trail
.horse shit and hit the trail
.Houdini and disappear
.an ice cube and melt
.an insect and fly
.Jaques Custeau and blow this dive
.Jesus and leave us
.a jet and take off
.keys and get lost
.a kid in a shopping mall and get lost
.a krieg and blitz
.a leper and depart
.lightening and bolt
.Little Bo Peep's sheep and get lost
.Lorena Bobbit and cut it.
.MacArthur and fade away
.a magician and disappear
.a maid and get the sheet outta here
.a mexican dinner and run
.Michael Jackson and beat it
.a mirage and fade out of here
.a missile and cruise
.moose shit and hit the trail
.a mountain climbing expedition and get lost
.a network and disconnect
.a newborn baby and head out
.a Newsreader and reply!
.a nose and run
.a nosebleed and head back
.a nut and bolt
.a nylon and run
.a pair of nickers and skid
.a pay cheque and get lost
.a potato and chip
.peanutbutter and jam
.a plane and jet
.a plane and take off
.a plumber and get the crap outta here
.poo and ooz
.a quaterback and take a hike
.the Sahara and desert
.a sanitary towel...and press on
.a serealist and fill a bath with orange juice
.a sewer and get the shit outta here
.a sheep and get the flock outta here
.silverware and get the fork out of here
.smoke and dissipate
.a snail and leave a trail
.one sock and get lost
.a software pirate and get the phrack out of here
.some crusty boxers and take off
.a strawberry and jam
.a stripper and take off
.a tailor and get your botton gear
.a terrorist and blow this place
.a toilet and get the crap outta here
.a Tom and Cruise
.a tomato and ketchup
.traffic and jam
.a train and leave tracks
.a tree and leave
.a U-Haul and move out
.a wheel and spin
.the wind and blow
.a Wonder Bread man and haul buns |
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