A backward poet writes inverse.
A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Australian Local Area Network: the LAN down under.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your count that votes.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.)
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. |
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