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Stages Of A Woman's Life
AGE-FAVORITE DRINK
17 -- Wine coolers
25 -- White wine
35 -- Red wine
48 -- Dom Perignon
66 -- Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

AGE-DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 -- Burger King
25 -- Free meal
35 -- A diamond
48 -- A bigger diamond
66 -- Home alone

AGE-FAVORITE FANTASY
17 -- Tall, dark, and handsome
25 -- Tall, dark, and handsome, with money
35 -- Tall, dark, and handsome, with money and a brain
48 -- A man with hair
66 -- A man

AGE-IDEAL DATE
17 -- He offers to pay
25 -- He pays
35 -- He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 -- He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 -- He can chew

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