Women With Big Breasts....
- Can get a taxi on the worst days
- Have a neat place to carry spare change
- Have always been the center of the arts (art)
- Make jogging a spectator sport
- Can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
- Have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
- Usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
- Can always carry a little extra
- Always float better
- Know where to look first for lost earrings
- Rarely lack for a slow dance partner
- Have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner.
Women With Little Breasts....
- Don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
- Always look younger
- Find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
- Can always see their toes and shoes
- Can sleep on their stomachs
- Have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
- Know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
- Know that everything more than a handful is wasted
- Can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
- Can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.
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