butt
female - the body part that every item of clothing ever manufactured makes "look bigger"
male - what you slap when someone scores a touchdown, home run, or goal. Also good for mooning
commitment
female - a desire to get married and raise a family
male - not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend
communication
female - the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner
male - scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys
entertainment
female - a good movie, concert, play or book
male - anything that can be done while drinking
flatulence
female - an embarrassing by-product of digestion
male - an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding
making love
female - the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
male - call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed
remote control
female - a device for changing from one TV channel to another
male - a device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes
taste
female - something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good
male - something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out
thingy
female - any part under a car's hood
male - the strap fastener on a woman's bra
vulnerable
female - fully opening up oneself emotionally to another
male - playing football without a helmet
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