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You Must Be From Philadelphia If...
* You realize that your favorite dessert is wooder ice (It comes in churry, strawburry, and other assorted flavors).

* You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long distance to family members.

* You know how to spell Schuylkill.

* You think $2,500 for insurance on a '79 Toyota is a bargain.

* You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "This would only be three bucks at a truckstop."

* You can sleep soundly through gunshots in the neighborhood.

* You visit New York and notice how clean it is.

* You believe that the car on your side, flashing its turn signal, wants you to close the gap with the car in front.

* You can't eat fries without Cheeze Whiz.

* You find street people greet you by first name.

* You don't think Wawa sounds funny.

* You snub a cheesesteak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.

* Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block.

* You love scrapple for breakfast.

* You took a vacation at the shore (and liked it).

* You know where to find the Rocky statue.

* Only tourists go to Geno and Pat's for an authentic cheesesteak.

* You buy soft pretzels at a traffic light.

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