- The city does not employ so-called "wallet inspectors."
- Remember: regular hot dogs do not have fingernails.
- Yelling at cabdrivers in English wastes your time and theirs.
- John Gotti always has the right of way.
- Avoid paperwork for your next of kin by keeping dental records on you.
- Don't lick food from a stranger's beard.
- It's bad manners to lie down inside someone else's chalk body outline
- Cabs driving on the sidewalk are not permitted to pick up passengers
- If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it.
- If it doesn't smell like chili, it probably isn't. |
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