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I'd really like to get into those pants o' yours.
While nursing a drink at a bar, a young woman was distressed to see a drunken, unkempt man sit down next to her. He says, "Say, honey. . . I'd really like to get into those pants o' yours."

"Thanks," she shot back, "but I've already got an asshole in there."

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