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A man with a wooden eye...

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance.

"Would you like to dance with me?" he asked.

She replied, "Would I!" and he sneered and told her,"BIG NOSE!"