A man comes to a bar and yells: "QUICK!!!! Give me a glass of beer!!! Before IT gets started!!!"
A bartender goes: "What started?! What are you talking about?!"
"No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!!!"
He drinks the beer and screams again: "One more, hurry up!!! Before it gets started!!!"
"What started?!"
"Nevermind!!! Give me my beer!!!"
He drinks the second glass and continues: "Third glass!!! Faster!!! Before it gets started!!! Do it!!!"
Finally, the bartender asks: "Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?!"
And the man goes: "Damn! It's started..." |
|
