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A man has a terrible accident and has to undergo surgery

A man has a terrible accident and has to undergo surgery. When he awakens, the surgeon says, "I have bad news and good news for you."

"What's the bad news?"

"We had to amputate both of your legs."

"And the good news?"

"The guy in the next bed wants to buy your shoes."