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HRTACHE.ZIP: Heartache 1.0. Turns your computer into a country and western karaoke machine, then drops it off of a cliff.

ERTHQAKE.ZIP: Earthquake 1.0. Simulates a 3-D earthquake in 256-color VGA, then blows up your monitor.

PANCAKE.ZIP : Pancake 1.0. Using your SmellBlaster (tm) card, you will experience the aroma of pancakes. Then a cliff will be dropped on your computer.

TIDLWAVE.ZIP: Tidal Wave 1.0. Graphics display of a tidal wave on your screen! Then it floods your hard drive.

DSRTSAND.ZIP: Desert Sand 1.0. Looks like desert sand, feels like desert sand, tastes like desert sand! Then a sinkhole opens and sucks you and your computer into the depths of the earth.

CHRGCARD.ZIP: Charge Card 1.0. Provides unlimited access to the Acme charge card, as long as you have unlimited money in the bank and can provide a personal reference from Wile E. Coyote. Then it hits you on the head repeatedly.

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