Given the growing shortage of top level Internet domain names and the almost complete depletion of the ".com" domain for any legitimate words, the governing body of the Internet has determined that new top level domain names need to be created. Here is a short list of new ones:
..bill Informs you that Microsoft has bought this company and will be checking your hard drive for pirated software that you were only "borrowing" from your friend.
..slow Based in a distant country without adequate transmission lines. Also can be used by students hosting Websites from their dorms.
..spam Sites which offer to sell you everything you don't want.
..geek Assumes you know what all the acronyms mean.
..crash Has downloads which will crash your system.
..virus For those sites that purposefully or inadvertently transfer virus ridden software.
..sex Sites which claim to have teenage girls waiting to do whatever you want, but are run by old guys. This should make it easier than Net Nanny to block it from those young prying eyes. Also used for overflow from .prez
..cnt Counter sites, who's only purpose is to give someone credit for sending you someplace you didn't want to go.
..404 Sites that stopped maintaining their content in 1996 and somehow managed to stay in the records of Yahoo and AltaVista.
..prez Automatically identifies that the subject matter is scandalously related to the President and Monica.
..trek Contains audio files of William Shatner
..skksd.ckeder.fefohfch.efhieh.fiew.crap See ".spam" above
.love for people who would rather cuddle
.y2k contains theories about the end of the world
.burns huge multimedia files will crash your computer
.* contains allegations about President Clinton's sex life
.duh explains, in detail, stuff you already know
.buz Excessive use of Java Scripts
.ani Heavy use of animated GIFs
.hot The most current, up-to-date sites
..old Sites which are updated about once a year
.car Data on the automotive industry
.dog Sites for dog lovers; or really ugly people
.cat Feline fanatics (not to be confused with .pussy)
.bird About birds; as pets or as prey
.trip Images of family vacations - mental health warning
.hel Health care (.hell is copyrighted by Devil.com)
.peep Dedicated to peeping-toms
.pooh Information for kids about Winnie The Pooh
.poop (left to your imagination)
.dul Free sites which recycle the same low-rez images containing their URL
.lnx URLs which bounce you from one site to another, until you forgot what you wanted in the first place
.chek URLs which use adult verification you have to pay for only to discover it isn't worth it
.jugs Variety of pottery; not female anatomy
.pot Cooking sites; not associated with the weed
.fan Contains information about movie/music celebrities
.red Used by soviet-block countries
.pet Concerning household animals; but no Playmate Pets
.max Sites which don't accept your dad's credit card because you've already maxed it out
.mom Information useful to mothers about child rearing
.dad Handy information about avoiding children
..kid Tips on how to keep parents from finding out what you're doing on the Internet
.wed Tips on planning a wedding; or avoiding one
.fit Contains images of healthy people you didn't want to see
.fat Adult sites with images you REALLY didn't want to see
.ass Information shared by proctologists
.$$$ Adult pay sites
..!!! REALLY good free adult image sites
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